Chess knight courtesy of COCHISE LEATHER COMPANY

 

 

“An International Affair”

 

Season:             3 episode 28
Series Episode: 107
Air Date:          April 2, 1960

 

Teaser

There still may be time to save a few lives in this hotel.”

 

Employment Solicitation

Verbal requests

 

Fee

Offered Hawaii currency that “won’t get you very far in this country” by Princess Mapuana
Offered $5000 by Prince Alexei Romanov


Quotes

What is she that all our swains commend her? Holy, fair and wise is she.
Prince Alexei Romanov quoting Shakespeare

Who is Silvia? What is she,
That all our swains commend her?
Holy, fair, and wise is she;
The heaven such grace did lend her,
That she might admirèd be.
Is she kind as she is fair?
For beauty lives with kindness.
Love doth to her eyes repair,
To help him of his blindness,
And, being helped, inhabits there.
Then to Silvia let us sing,
That Silvia is excelling;
She excels each mortal thing
Upon the dull earth dwelling:
To her let us garlands bring.
William Shakespeare, “Who Is Silvia?”

 

Love’s labor lost.”
Paladin

Love’s Labour Lost”
A Play by William Shakespeare

 

Now is the winter of our discontent. May glorious summer but begin. “
Prince Alexei Romanov

 

Now is the winter of our discontent
Made glorious summer by this sun of York;
And all the clouds that lour’d upon our house
In the deep bosom of the ocean buried.
Now are our brows bound with victorious wreaths;
Our bruised arms hung up for monuments;
Our stern alarums changed to merry meetings,
Our dreadful marches to delightful measures.
Grim-visaged war hath smooth’d his wrinkled front;
And now, instead of mounting barded steeds
To fright the souls of fearful adversaries,
He capers nimbly in a lady’s chamber
To the lascivious pleasing of a lute.
But I, that am not shaped for sportive tricks,
Nor made to court an amorous looking-glass;
I, that am rudely stamp’d, and want love’s majesty
To strut before a wanton ambling nymph;
I, that am curtail’d of this fair proportion,
Cheated of feature by dissembling nature,
Deformed, unfinish’d, sent before my time
Into this breathing world, scarce half made up,
And that so lamely and unfashionable
That dogs bark at me as I halt by them;
Why, I, in this weak piping time of peace,
Have no delight to pass away the time,
Unless to spy my shadow in the sun
And descant on mine own deformity:
And therefore, since I cannot prove a lover,
To entertain these fair well-spoken days,
I am determined to prove a villain
And hate the idle pleasures of these days.
Plots have I laid, inductions dangerous,
By drunken prophecies, libels and dreams,
To set my brother Clarence and the king
In deadly hate the one against the other:
And if King Edward be as true and just
As I am subtle, false and treacherous,
This day should Clarence closely be mew’d up,
About a prophecy, which says that ‘G’
Of Edward’s heirs the murderer shall be.
Dive, thoughts, down to my soul: here
Clarence comes.”
William Shakespeare, Richard III, spoken by Gloucester


“Waste not, want not”
Kim Chan

His sisters and his cousins whom he reckons up by dozens; his sisters and his cousins and his aunts.”
Paladin

Captain Corcoran. (from poop)
Now give three cheers,
I’ll lead the way
Hurrah! Hurrah!

All.
Hurray! Hurray! Hurray!

Enter Sir Joseph with Cousin Hebe.

Sir Joseph.
I am the monarch of the sea,
The ruler of the Queen’s Navee,
Whose praise Great Britain loudly chants.

Cousin Hebe.
And we are his sisters, and his cousins, and his aunts!

Chorus.
And we/they are his sisters, and his cousins, and his aunts!

Cousin Hebe & Chorus.
His sisters, and his cousins, and his aunts!

Sir Joseph.
When at anchor here I ride,
My bosom swells with pride,
And I snap my fingers at a foeman’s taunts.

Cousin Hebe.
And so do his sisters, and his cousins, and his aunts!

Chorus.
And so do his sisters, and his cousins, and his aunts!

Cousin Hebe & Chorus.
His sisters, and his cousins, and his aunts!

Sir Joseph Portercomes on board
But when the breezes blow,
I generally go below,
And seek the seclusion that a cabin grants.

Cousin Hebe.
And so do his sisters, and his cousins, and his aunts!

Chorus.
And so do his sisters, and his cousins, and his aunts!

Cousin Hebe & Chorus.
And so do his sisters, and his cousins, and his aunts!
His sisters and his cousins,
Whom he reckons up by dozens,
And his aunts!
Gilbert & Sullivan, “Now Give Three Cheers”, HMS Pinafore

 

“Waste not, want not”
Kim Chan quoting a proverb

 

Whole volumes spoke of her. Holy, fair and wise was she.
Paladin quoting Shakespeare

 

Who is Silvia? what is she,
That all our swains commend her?
Holy, fair, and wise is she;
The heaven such grace did lend her,
That she might admirèd be.
Is she kind as she is fair?
For beauty lives with kindness.
Love doth to her eyes repair,
To help him of his blindness,
And, being helped, inhabits there.
Then to Silvia let us sing,
That Silvia is excelling;
She excels each mortal thing
Upon the dull earth dwelling:
To her let us garlands bring.”
William Shakespeare, “Who is Silvia”

 

 

Cast & Crew Lists

Cast

CharacterRoleActorActor AgeStatus
PaladinAn arbiterRichard Boone42Credited
Kim Chan "Hey Boy"Hotel Carlton porterKam Tong53Credited
CartwrightHotel Carlton managerOlan Soule51Credited
Wilfred GatesheadCitizen of the worldHarold Innocent24Credited
Jurgen Von HengstProfessor of military science at the University of Kiel / Naval Attache to Prince KimoOscar Beregi (Jr.)41Credited
KimoPrince of the Sandwish Islands / Mapuana's stepbrotherDavid Janti18Credited
MapuanaPrincess of the Sandwich IslandsZiva Rodann27Credited
Alexei RomanovRussian PrinceHenry Corden39Credited
Pageen ShannonHotel Carlton stenographerFintan Meyler30Credited
Hotel Carlton desk clerkUncredited
Lilliuokalani
Mapuana's auntMentioned
Mapuana's uncleMentioned

 

 

Crew

DirectorJames Neilson
Assistant DirectorJack Voglin
CreatorsHerb Meadow & Sam Rolfe
WriterShimon Wincelberg and Anita Wincelberg
Script SupervisorRichard Chaffee
ProducerBen Brady
Associate ProducerFrank R. Pierson
Production ManagerHoward Joslin
Director of PhotographyStuart Thompson, A.S.C.
Art DirectorWalter E. Keller
Opening Theme Music ComposerBernard Hermann (Herrmann)

Episode Music byLyn Murray
"Ballad of Paladin" SingerJohnny Western
"Ballad of Paladin" written by Johnny Western, Richard Boone, Sam Rolfe
Music EditorGene Feldman
Production SupervisorDewey Starkey
Film EditorSamuel (Sam) Gold
Sound EditorRoderick Sound, Inc.
Sound EffectsGene Eliot, M.P.S.E.
Property MasterArthur Friedrich
Makeup Artist
Donald (W.) Roberson
Hair Stylist
Madine Danks, C.H.S.
WardrobeJoseph Dimmitt
Set DecoratorHerman N. Schoenbrun & Charles Vassar

CastingStalmaster-Lister Co.
Richard Boone's Stunt Double
Hal Needham (Uncredited)
Production CompaniesA CBS (Columbia Broadcasting System) Television Network , Production, Filmaster Productions, Inc.

Recording Company'Westrex Recording System
ATFP (Alliance of TV Film Producers)

 

 

 

Filming Locations

Sets
Paramount Studios 5555 Melrose Avenue, Hollywood, Los Angeles, California, United States of America

 

Closing Credits background
Lone Pine, California, United States of America

 

 

Historical Reference

Czar Alexander II of the Imperial Romanov Family

 

Geographic References

England
Europe
Germany
Hungary
Paris
Prussia
Russia
Saint Petersburg, Russia
San Francisco, California, United States of America
Sandwich Islands / Hawaii
United States (America)

 

Gastronomic Delights

Wild duck wth wild rice
Grilled swordfish
Burned Castarede

 

Sources

Have Gun – Will Travel episodes (written, spoken and credits). Internet Movie Database (IMDb), authors (cited), philosophers (cited), poets (cited) and individual observation.

 

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